YOU SAID:
When I pet the dog weird thing happen
INTO JAPANESE
犬をなでると変なことが起こる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Strange things happen when you stroke a dog
INTO JAPANESE
犬をstrokeでると奇妙なことが起こる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Strange things happen when you stroke your dog
INTO JAPANESE
犬をstrokeでると奇妙なことが起こる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Strange things happen when you stroke your dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.