YOU SAID:

when the ham hits hardly with the bicycle event upon the rising night of the ugly aforementioned ham

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前述の醜いハムの夜が明けると、自転車のイベントでハムがほとんどヒットしないとき

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At the dawn of the ugly ham mentioned above, when ham rarely hits at a bicycle event

INTO JAPANESE

上記の醜いハムの夜明け、自転車のイベントでハムがめったにヒットしないとき

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At the dawn of the ugly ham above, when ham rarely hits at a bicycle event

INTO JAPANESE

上記の醜いハムの夜明け、自転車のイベントでハムがめったにヒットしないとき

BACK INTO ENGLISH

At the dawn of the ugly ham above, when ham rarely hits at a bicycle event