YOU SAID:
When you get punched by a car but the translator gets confused
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが車にぶつけられたのに翻訳者が混乱したとき
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you were hit by a car and the translator was confused
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが車にはねられ、翻訳者が混乱したとき
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you get hit by a car and the translator gets confused
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが車にはねられて翻訳者が混乱したとき
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you get hit by a car and the translator gets confused
That didn't even make that much sense in English.