YOU SAID:

Where is the poo poo?

INTO JAPANESE

うんちはどこですか

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Yeah where is the POO?

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はい、うんちはどこですか?

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Yes, yes? where's the poop?

INTO JAPANESE

そうそう。うんこはどこですか

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Oh Yes. Yes this is where?

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、そうです。はいこれはどこですか。

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Oh, it is. Yes this is where?

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、それです。はいこれはどこですか。

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Oh, it is. Yes this is where?