YOU SAID:
Where is Thumbkin? Where is Thumbkin? Here I am! HereI am! How are you today, Sir? Very well I thank you. Run away. Run away.
INTO JAPANESE
サムキンはどこ?サムキンはどこ?ここにいるよ!ここにいるよ!今日はお元気ですか、旦那様?とても元気です、ありがとう。逃げてください。逃げてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where is Samkin? Where is Samkin? Here I am! Here I am! How are you today, sir? I am very well, thank you. Run away. Run away.
INTO JAPANESE
サムキンはどこだ?サムキンはどこだ?ここにいるよ!ここにいるよ!今日はお元気ですか?とても元気です、ありがとう。逃げてください。逃げてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where's Samkin? Where's Samkin? I'm here! I'm here! How are you today? I'm very well, thank you. Run away. Run away.
INTO JAPANESE
サムキンはどこ?サムキンはどこ?私はここにいる!ここにいる!今日はどう?私はとても元気だよ、ありがとう。逃げて。逃げて。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where's Samkin? Where's Samkin? I'm here! I'm here! How are you today? I'm very well, thank you. Run. Run.
INTO JAPANESE
サムキンはどこ?サムキンはどこ?私はここにいるよ!私はここにいるよ!今日はどう?私はとても元気だよ、ありがとう。走れ。走れ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where's Samkin? Where's Samkin? I'm here! I'm here! How are you today? I'm very good, thank you. Run. Run.
INTO JAPANESE
サムキンはどこ?サムキンはどこ?私はここにいるよ!私はここにいるよ!今日はどう?私はとても元気だよ、ありがとう。走れ。走れ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where's Samkin? Where's Samkin? I'm here! I'm here! How are you today? I'm very good, thank you. Run. Run.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.