YOU SAID:

While we're stranded on a desert, I just stumped on a cactus and said "Ow! This is comfy!"

INTO JAPANESE

私たちは砂漠で孤立しているうちに、サボテンをはさんで「Ow！これは楽しいです！」と言ったところです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

While we were isolated in the desert, we said "Ow! This is fun!" While sipping the cactus.

INTO JAPANESE

私たちは砂漠で孤立している間に、「ああ、これは楽しい！」と言った。サボテンを呑みながら。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

While we were isolated in the desert, "Oh, this is fun!" While swallowing a cactus.

INTO JAPANESE

一方、我々 は、砂漠に隔離された「ああ、これは楽しい!」サボテンを嚥下しながら。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

On the other hand, we are isolated in the desert "Oh, this is fun!" While swallowing cactus.

INTO JAPANESE

その一方で、我々 に分離されて砂漠「ああ、これは楽しい!」サボテンを嚥下しながら。

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On the other hand...

INTO JAPANESE

そうすれば...

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On the other hand...