YOU SAID:

Who are you? You're probably on the phone, in the toilet, because you have nothing better to do. Hmm, what ARE you doing? How did you get here? Nobody knows the answers to anything, really. It's just your opinion.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは誰？あなたはおそらくトイレで電話をしているでしょう。うーん、何をしているのですか？どうやって来たの？本当に、誰も答えを知りません。それはあなたの意見です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Who are you? You're probably on the phone in the bathroom. hmm what are you doing how did you come No one really knows the answer. that's your opinion.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは誰？トイレで電話している可能性があります。うーん、何をしているの？ どうやって来たの？それはあなたの意見です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Who are you? You may be on the phone on the toilet. hmm what are you doing how did you come that's your opinion.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは誰？トイレで電話しているかもしれません。うーん、何をしているのですか？どうやって来たのですか？それはあなたの意見です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Who are you? You may be on the phone on the toilet. hmm what are you doing how did you come that's your opinion.