YOU SAID:
Why are my pant on fire?
INTO JAPANESE
火の私のパンツはなぜですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why is the fire of my pants?
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンの火がなぜですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why is a fire in my pants?
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンの火がなぜですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why is a fire in my pants?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.