YOU SAID:
why do you have a top hat on?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜシルクハットをかぶっているのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you wearing a top hat?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜシルクハットをかぶっているのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why are you wearing a top hat?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.