YOU SAID:

Why do you put shoes on your head instead of a hat

INTO JAPANESE

なぜか帽子のように頭に靴を入れてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hat to put the shoe on head.

INTO JAPANESE

私は頭に靴を入れて帽子します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I put the shoes on the head, the hat.

INTO JAPANESE

頭、帽子に靴を置きます。