YOU SAID:

why god oh god why this hamster pooping on my leg

INTO JAPANESE

なんてこった、このハムスターは私の足をうんち

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, this hamster poos my feet

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、このハムスターは私の足をうんざりさせる

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Hey, this hamster is tired of my feet

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、このハムスターは私の足にうんざりしています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, this hamster is tired of my feet