YOU SAID:
why oh why are you such a wet blanket?
INTO JAPANESE
どうしてこんなに濡れた毛布なの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why is this a wet blanket?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜこれは濡れた毛布なのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why is this a wet blanket?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.