YOU SAID:

why would you ever kiss me i'm not even half as pretty you gave her your sweater it's just polyester but you like her better i wish i were heather.

INTO JAPANESE

なぜあなたは私にキスするだろう私はあなたが彼女にあなたのセーターを与えたほどかわいい半分でもない、それはちょうどポリエステルだが、あなたは彼女が好き私はヘザーだったらいいのに。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Why would you kiss me I wish I were Heather I like her, it's not half as cute as you gave her your sweater, it's just polyester.

INTO JAPANESE

なぜあなたは私が彼女が好きなヘザーだったらいいのに、それはあなたが彼女にあなたのセーターを与えたほどかわいいではありません、それはちょうどポリエステルです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Why wish you were Heather I like her, but it's not as cute as you gave her your sweater, it's just polyester.

INTO JAPANESE

なぜあなたはヘザーだったらいいのに私は彼女が好きですが、それはあなたが彼女にあなたのセーターを与えたほどかわいいではありません、それはちょうどポリエステルです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wish you were Heather but I like her, but it's not as cute as you gave her your sweater, it's just polyester.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたがヘザーだったいいが、私は彼女が好きですが、それはあなたが彼女にあなたのセーターを与えたほどかわいいではありません、それはちょうどポリエステルです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hope you were Heather, but I like her, but it's not as cute as you gave her your sweater, it's just polyester.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたがヘザーだった願っていますが、私は彼女が好きですが、それはあなたが彼女にあなたのセーターを与えたほどかわいいではありません、それはちょうどポリエステルです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hope you were Heather, but I like her, but it's not as cute as you gave her your sweater, it's just polyester.