YOU SAID:

woah hold the phone that's not very cash money of you

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、あなたの現金ではない電話を持っている

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, you have a phone that is not cash

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、あなたは現金ではない電話を持っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, you have a phone that is not cash