YOU SAID:
Would that this hoodie were a time hoodie
INTO JAPANESE
このパーカーがあった時間フーディー
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This parka there was time Hoodie
INTO JAPANESE
このパーカーは時間があったパーカー
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Parker had a time Parka
INTO JAPANESE
パーカーは、パーカー時間を過ごしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Parker had Parker time
INTO JAPANESE
パーカーは、パーカー時間があった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Parker had Parker time
That didn't even make that much sense in English.