YOU SAID:

yall i choked on dr pepper and then did a handstand on 10 koalas

INTO JAPANESE

やあ、ドクターペッパーを喉に詰まらせてコアラ10頭の上で逆立ちしたよ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, I choked on Dr Pepper and did a handstand on 10 koalas

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、私はドクターペッパーを窒息させて、10頭のコアラの上で逆立ちをしました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, I smothered Dr Pepper and did a handstand on ten koalas

INTO JAPANESE

ねえ、私はドクターペッパーを窒息させて、10匹のコアラの上で逆立ちをしました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, I smothered Dr Pepper and did a handstand on ten koalas