YOU SAID:

Yall, if this gets 1000 upvotes ill buy a turtle

INTO JAPANESE

やった、これに 1000 票の賛成票が集まったら、タートルを買うだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yay, if this gets 1000 upvotes, I'll buy a turtle

INTO JAPANESE

そうだ、これに 1000 票の賛成票が集まったら、カメを買うよ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yes, if this gets 1000 upvotes, I'll buy a turtle

INTO JAPANESE

はい、これに 1000 票の賛成票が集まったら、カメを買います

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yes, if this gets 1000 upvotes, I'll buy a turtle