YOU SAID:
Ye old English Professor is bland as a stick
INTO JAPANESE
年老いた英語教授は棒のように当たり障りのないものだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The old English professor is as bland as a stick.
INTO JAPANESE
英語の老教授は棒のように当たり障りのない態度だ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The old English professor's attitude is as bland as a stick.
INTO JAPANESE
英語の老教授の態度は棒のように当たり障りのないものだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The old English professor's attitude is as bland as a stick.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.