YOU SAID:
Yes to the no no to the yes all mean no
INTO JAPANESE
[はい] すべてにいいえにはいないことを意味します。
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[Yes] It means not to all in No.
INTO JAPANESE
[はい]号にいう
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So yes, no.
INTO JAPANESE
だからはい、いいえ。
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So yes, no.
Come on, you can do better than that.