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YOU SAID:

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.

INTO JAPANESE

昨日は歴史、明日は謎、今日は神からの贈り物です。だからこそ私たちはそれを現在と呼びます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift from God. That's why we call it the present.

INTO JAPANESE

昨日は歴史、明日は謎、そして今日は神からの贈り物です。だからこそ私たちはそれを現在と呼んでいます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift from God. That's why we call it the present.

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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