YOU SAID:
You absolute numbskull
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは絶対にしびれている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You're absolutely numb.
INTO JAPANESE
絶対にしびれています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am absolutely numb.
INTO JAPANESE
私は絶対しびれている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am absolutely numb.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.