YOU SAID:

You and me and me and you are better than three and two or if you pee and poo

INTO JAPANESE

あなたと私と私とあなたは3と2よりも優れているか、おしっことうんちをする場合

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you and me and me and you are better than 3 and 2 or piss and poop

INTO JAPANESE

あなたと私と私とあなたが3と2または小便とうんちよりも優れている場合

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you and me and me and you are better than 3 and 2 or piss and poop