YOU SAID:
You are as useless as a white crayon
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは白いクレヨンのように役に立たない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are useless like a white crayon
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは白いクレヨンのように役に立たない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are useless like a white crayon
That didn't even make that much sense in English.