YOU SAID:
You be the man who mashed the feta cheese
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはフェタチーズをマッシュした男になります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You will be a man who mashed feta cheese
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはフェタチーズをつぶした男になります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You will be a man who crushed feta cheese
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはフェタチーズを砕いた男になります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You will be a man who crushed feta cheese
That didn't even make that much sense in English.