YOU SAID:
you once wore a sarong and got a shitload of numbers
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはかつてサロンを着ていて、大量のシットロードを得ました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You once wore a salon and got a lot of sit road
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはかつてサロンを着ていて、たくさんのシットロードを得ました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You once wore a salon and got a lot of sit road
That didn't even make that much sense in English.