YOU SAID:
You're the best thing since sliced bread.
INTO JAPANESE
お前はこれまでで最高の出来事だ テス
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You're the best thing I ever made, Tess.
INTO JAPANESE
お前はこれまでで最高の出来事だ テス
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You're the best thing I ever made, Tess.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.