YOU SAID:

You squat and poo all over it. That should do the trick!

INTO JAPANESE

あなたはしゃがんでうんちをします。それでうまくいくはずです！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You crouch and poop. That should work!

INTO JAPANESE

あなたはしゃがんでうんちをします。それはうまくいくはずです！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You crouch and poop. That should work!