YOU SAID:

you type something into here and watch as google translate screws everything up

INTO JAPANESE

ここに何かを入力して、時計、google 翻訳までのネジすべて

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Enter something here, all the screws up to clock, google translation

INTO JAPANESE

ここに何かを入力すると、時計までのすべてのネジ、Googleの翻訳

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When you type something here, all the screws up to the clock, Google's translation

INTO JAPANESE

ここに何かを入力すると、時計までのすべてのネジ、Googleの翻訳

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When you type something here, all the screws up to the clock, Google's translation