YOU SAID:

Your mom took a poo and I wasn't in the loo.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたのお母さんはポーズを取ったし、私は恋人ではなかった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your mother took a pose and I was not a lover.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたのお母さんはポーズを取って、私は恋人ではありませんでした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your mother took a pose and I was not a lover.