YOU SAID:
your mum has a swollen purple bell end
INTO JAPANESE
ハムスターの金玉が片方肥大しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hamster has a swollen testicle on one side.
INTO JAPANESE
ハムスターの金玉が片方肥大しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hamster has a swollen testicle on one side.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.