YOU SAID:

Your mum is an absolute crack fiend. This has dishonoured the family blood-line. I must now go on an adventure to kill as many 1 to 5 year old children as humanly possible or else I must end my own life.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたのお母さんは絶対的な悪魔です。これは家族の血統を不名誉なものにしました。今、私は人間的に可能な限り多くの1〜5歳の子供を殺すために冒険に行かなければなりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your mother is an absolute devil. This made the family lineage disgraceful. Now I have to go on an adventure to kill as many 1-5 year old children as possible humanly.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの母親は絶対的な悪魔です。これは家族の血統を不名誉なものにしました。今、私はできるだけ多くの1-5歳の子供を人間として殺すために冒険に行かなければなりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your mother is an absolute devil. This made the family lineage disgraceful. Now I have to go on an adventure to kill as many 1-5 year old children as humans.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの母親は絶対的な悪魔です。これは家族の血統を不名誉なものにしました。今、私は人間と同じくらい多くの1-5歳の子供を殺すために冒険に行かなければなりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your mother is an absolute devil. This made the family lineage disgraceful. Now I have to go on an adventure to kill as many 1-5 year old children as humans.