YOU SAID:

your socks are so bomb diggidy that they make me want to jump over the moon along with the can or dog I can't remember which one but gosh darnnit I'll be jumpin

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの靴下は爆弾掘り出し物なので、缶や犬と一緒に月を飛び越えたいと思うようになります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Since your socks are bomb bargains, you will want to jump over the moon with cans and dogs.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの靴下は爆弾掘り出し物なので、缶と犬で月を飛び越えたいと思うでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Since your socks are bomb bargains, you will want to jump over the moon with cans and dogs.