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YOU SAID:

1. Even in private browsing mode, your internet router will still log the websites you visited. 2. Horned toads can squirt blood out of their eyes. 3. Cellphones have more bacteria than toilets. 4. Apple seeds contain cyanide. 5. Fir trees can grow out of humans' bodies. 6. If you don't maintain a steam locomotive correctly, it'll overheat and explode. 7. You don't die of "old age", you die from a disease. Maybe that's why people live for over a century... 8. When you die in your house, your cat will want to eat you 9. Cockroaches can live without their heads for a few weeks. 10. A long time ago, if someone had too many cats/dogs, they would take some, put them in a bag and DROWN THEM. 11. Dust is mostly made of dead human skin. 12. Wasps can remember human faces. 13. Tumors can grow teeth, eyes, and hair. 14. Dead women can give birth. 15. When creating the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland, they couldn't make skeletons that looked real enough, so they used ACTUAL HUMAN SKELETONS. 16. There is a parasite that enters a fish's mouth, EATS the tongue, and becomes the new tongue. 17. Over 1 billion people have been rickrolled. 18. You can actually wake up during surgery, you will be paralyzed but can feel everything, and you can't alert the doctors that you're awake.

INTO JAPANESE

1.プライベートブラウジングモードであっても、インターネットルーターはアクセスしたウェブサイトをログに記録します。 2.角の生えたヒキガエルは目から血を飛ばすことができます。 3.携帯電話はトイレよりも細菌が多い。 4.リンゴの種にはシアン化物が含まれています。 5. 杉の木は人間の体から成長することができる。 6.蒸気機関車を正しくメンテナンスしないと、過熱して

BACK INTO ENGLISH

1. Even in private browsing mode, your internet router logs the websites you visit. 2. Horned toads can bleed from the eyes. 3. Mobile phones have more germs than toilets. 4. Apple seeds contain cyanide

INTO JAPANESE

1.プライベートブラウジングモードであっても、インターネットルーターはアクセスしたウェブサイトをログに記録します。 2.角の生えたヒキガエルは目から血を流すことができます。 3.携帯電話にはトイレよりも細菌が多い。 4.リンゴの種にはシアン化物が含まれています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

1. Even in private browsing mode, your internet router logs the websites you visit. 2. Horned toads can bleed from the eyes. 3. There are more germs in the cell phone than in the toilet. 4. Apple seeds contain cyanide

INTO JAPANESE

1.プライベートブラウジングモードであっても、インターネットルーターはアクセスしたウェブサイトをログに記録します。 2.角の生えたヒキガエルは目から血を流すことができます。 3.携帯電話にはトイレよりも細菌が多い。 4.リンゴの種にはシアン化物が含まれています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

1. Even in private browsing mode, your internet router logs the websites you visit. 2. Horned toads can bleed from the eyes. 3. There are more germs in the cell phone than in the toilet. 4. Apple seeds contain cyanide

Equilibrium found!

That's deep, man.

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