YOU SAID:

a crab was siting under a old apple pear tree that 7 old guy dudes were under and the crab was talking to the old dudes and said bro dude pear apple dude

INTO JAPANESE

カニは7人の老人がいた古いリンゴ梨の木の下に座っていました、そしてカニは古い男と話していました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The crab was sitting under an old apple pear tree with seven old men, and the crab was talking to an old man

INTO JAPANESE

カニは7人の老人と一緒に古いリンゴ梨の木の下に座っていて、カニは老人と話していました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The crab was sitting under an old apple pear tree with seven old men, and the crab was talking to the old man

INTO JAPANESE

カニは7人の老人と一緒に古いリンゴ梨の木の下に座っていて、カニは老人と話していました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The crab was sitting under an old apple pear tree with seven old men, and the crab was talking to the old man