YOU SAID:
AAAAHH! I HURT MYSELF TODAY!
INTO JAPANESE
AAAAHH!今日は自分を傷つける!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
AAAAHH! hurt yourself today!
INTO JAPANESE
AAAAHH!今日自分自身を傷つける!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
AAAAHH! hurt yourself today!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.