YOU SAID:
About as useful as a chocolate teapot
INTO JAPANESE
チョコレートティーポットと同じくらい役に立たない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As useless as a chocolate teapot
INTO JAPANESE
チョコレートティーポットのように役に立たない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
As useless as a chocolate teapot
That didn't even make that much sense in English.