YOU SAID:

After checking my symptoms, it’s clear that I am overdosing on every drug known to humanity, and I am infected with several diseases that all only affect people older than me

INTO JAPANESE

私の症状を調べてみると、人類が知るあらゆる薬物を過剰摂取していること、そして私より年上の人にしかかからないいくつかの病気に感染していることは明らかです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

After examining my symptoms, it is clear that I have overdosed on every drug known to man, as well as several diseases that only affect people older than me.

INTO JAPANESE

私の症状を調べたところ、人類が知るあらゆる薬物の過剰摂取と、私より年配の人にのみ発症するいくつかの病気を患っていることが明らかになりました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Researching my symptoms revealed that I had overdosed on every drug known to man, as well as several illnesses that only affect people older than me.

INTO JAPANESE

自分の症状を調べてみると、人類が知るあらゆる薬物を過剰摂取していたこと、また自分より年配の人にしかかからないいくつかの病気を患っていたことが判明しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I researched my symptoms and discovered I had overdosed on every drug known to man, as well as several illnesses that only affected people older than me.

INTO JAPANESE

私は自分の症状について調べたところ、人類が知るあらゆる薬物を過剰摂取していたこと、また、自分より年配の人にしか起こらないいくつかの病気にかかっていたことを知りました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I researched my symptoms and discovered I had overdosed on every drug known to man, as well as several illnesses that only affect people older than me.

INTO JAPANESE

私は自分の症状を調べたところ、人類が知るあらゆる薬物を過剰摂取していたこと、また私より年配の人にのみ発症するいくつかの病気を患っていたことを知りました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I researched my symptoms and discovered I had overdosed on every drug known to man, as well as several illnesses that only affect people older than me.