YOU SAID:

Ah, well butter my backside and call me a biscuit!

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、裏側にバターを塗ってビスケットと呼んでくれ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, butter the other side and call it a biscuit!

INTO JAPANESE

ああ、反対側にバターを塗ってそれをビスケットと呼ぼう！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh, butter the other side and call it a biscuit!