YOU SAID:

big man jones went down to the river and he uhhhh he uuuummmm uuuuhhhh yeah

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大男ジョーンズは川に降りて行きました

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The great man Jones went down the river

INTO JAPANESE

偉大な男ジョーンズは川を下りました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The great man Jones went down the river