YOU SAID:

Bite my nose, you absolute weapon!

INTO JAPANESE

鼻をかむ、絶対武器だ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Blow your nose, an absolute weapon!

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの鼻をかむ、絶対的な武器！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

An absolute weapon that blows your nose!

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの鼻を吹く絶対的な武器！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

An absolute weapon that blows your nose!