YOU SAID:

both me, myself, and I are going to commit heavily taxed amounts of arson within the next couple of 23 seconds

INTO JAPANESE

私、私、そして私は、今後 23 秒以内に多額の放火を行う予定です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I, I, and I plan to set a large arson in the next 23 seconds.

INTO JAPANESE

私、私、そして私は、次の 23 秒で大規模な放火を設定する予定です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Me, me, and I plan to set up a massive arson in the next 23 seconds.

INTO JAPANESE

私、私、そして私は、次の 23 秒で大規模な放火を計画しています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Me, me, and I are planning massive arson in the next 23 seconds.

INTO JAPANESE

私、私、そして私は、次の 23 秒で大規模な放火を計画しています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Me, me, and I are planning massive arson in the next 23 seconds.