YOU SAID:
Brother Phil, I am surprised to hear you speak this way of the noble Russian language. Do we not fight against the same upper class?
INTO JAPANESE
兄のフィルは、私はこの方法で高貴なロシア語を話を聞いて驚いています。 同じ上流階級に対してない戦おうか。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.