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YOU SAID:

Can I have the purple asparagus, ma'am?

INTO JAPANESE

紫のアスパラガス、奥様を頂けますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

May I have a purple asparagus wife?

INTO JAPANESE

紫のアスパラガスの妻を頂けますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

May I have a purple asparagus wife?

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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