YOU SAID:
Can I have the purple asparagus, ma'am?
INTO JAPANESE
紫のアスパラガス、奥様を頂けますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
May I have a purple asparagus wife?
INTO JAPANESE
紫のアスパラガスの妻を頂けますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
May I have a purple asparagus wife?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.