YOU SAID:

college will be paradise if i'm not dead by noon

INTO JAPANESE

正午までに死ななければ大学は楽園になります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you don't die by noon, the university will be a paradise

INTO JAPANESE

正午までに死ななければ、大学は楽園になります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you don't die by noon, the university will be a paradise