YOU SAID:

coming up next, a man is gored by his own garden gnome

INTO JAPANESE

次にやってくると、男は自分の庭のノームに恵まれている

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Next time he comes, he is blessed with his garden gnomes

INTO JAPANESE

次回彼が来るとき、彼は彼の庭のノームに恵まれています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Next time he comes, he is blessed with his garden gnome

INTO JAPANESE

次回彼が来るとき、彼は彼の庭のノームに恵まれています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Next time he comes, he is blessed with his garden gnome