YOU SAID:
Cut you in a thousand slices bake you till golden brown
INTO JAPANESE
千のスライスであなたをカットし、黄金の茶色まであなたを焼く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cut you with a thousand slices and bake you up to golden brown
INTO JAPANESE
千枚のスライスであなたをカットし、黄金の茶色まであなたを焼く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cut you with a thousand slices and bake you up to golden brown
That didn't even make that much sense in English.