YOU SAID:

Do not pick your nose with a toothpick because that would hurt and do not swab your mouth with a Q-tip because it would be nasty and do not put your face inside the crack of the sidewalk because that would look weird

INTO JAPANESE

つまようじで鼻をつまんではいけません。それは気が悪くなるかもしれないのでそれが厄介で、歩道のひび割れの中にあなたの顔を入れないでください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You must not pinch your nose with a toothpick. Because it may be bad, please do not put your face in the crack of the sidewalk because it is awkward.

INTO JAPANESE

つまようじで鼻をつまんではいけません。悪いかもしれませんので、歩道のひび割れに顔を入れないでください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You must not pinch your nose with a toothpick. Because it may be bad, please do not put a face in the crack of the sidewalk

INTO JAPANESE

つまようじで鼻をつまんではいけません。悪いかもしれないので、歩道のひび割れに顔を入れないでください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You must not pinch your nose with a toothpick. Because it may be bad, please do not put a face in the crack of the sidewalk