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Ducks do not drink milkshakes or smoke pipes or rob banks or wear wide-brimmed hats, and they usually can't speak backwards Swahili either.

INTO JAPANESE

アヒルまたは煙パイプのミルクセーキを飲むまたは銀行強盗か広いつばの帽子を着用、彼ら通常話すことができない後方スワヒリ語どちらか。