YOU SAID:
Eat my carrots, father.
INTO JAPANESE
私のニンジンを食べなさい、父よ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat my carrot, Father.
INTO JAPANESE
父よ、私のニンジンを食べなさい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Father, eat my carrot.
INTO JAPANESE
父、私のニンジンを食べなさい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Father, eat my carrot.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.