YOU SAID:

every day i kill 2 birds with one stone by slamming my head in a car door and voting republican

INTO JAPANESE

毎日私は車のドアで私の頭を叩いて共和党に投票することによって、一石二鳥を殺す

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Every day I kill two birds with one stone by banging my head on the car door and voting Republican

INTO JAPANESE

毎日、私は車のドアに頭を叩いて共和党に投票することによって、一石二鳥を殺す

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Every day I kill two birds with one stone by banging my head on the car door and voting Republican